Wednesday, December 30, 2009

ENGERGY JOLTS THROUGHOUT THE KT

ITS TRUE. I'M NOT LYING.
WE ARE TAKING A FIELD TRIP TO THE ZOO THIS WEEKEND.
ALL ARE INVITED.
ONLY TWO WILL BE THE LUCKY WINNER.

-SüBIR
"THE ZOO HAS SMELLY STUFF."

SHINE ON ME!


Lately, I, the Sübir have been watching many an anime. Firstly, I had finished Lucky Star, then a Haruhi Suzumiya, and I art currently working on a Higurashi. Shion wa CRAZY desu. Oh and also the nerd in me had to create potions. They are swell. Here is picture.

-Subee
"If you to feel refreshed, drink a mana potion.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

MERRY CHURDUMS

Recall when you were younger and still believed in Santa Claus. What good did this do? Did it make you any happier when opening the presents? For me it didn't.
And when you found out he wasn't real, were you upset? I was.
So from now on let us ban Santa from the minds of the rest of the children in the world.

-Sübee
"Santa is fat, and shouldn't go down chimneys."

Monday, December 21, 2009

punishment #17



-San
"Neon lights reflect blood naturaly."

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Death is a statistic

hello i am the kt
i have not posted on this blog in many moons for i never have much to blog.
However, I do have a bit of advice for anyone who is reading this:
They say that it's bad luck if it rains on your wedding, but if 1400 hundred people die on your wedding day, that is much worse (don't be like louis XVI). So live on, my subjects, and if it rains dogs, be aware that the apocalypse is close behind!

-KT
"No man ever said that pencils were useful or beautiful"

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

THE GOLDEN RULE

Think about today. Did anybody complement you? Did anyone ask how you were doing?
If so how did that make you feel?
Joyous? Swell? Excited?

Well then tomorrow I encourage you to complement 3 people. Make them feel good too:)
When the rest of the world is happy, that is when there shall be peace on Earth.
Let us all contirbute by complementing one another, every day.


-Sübee
"Treat others how you want to be treated."

Monday, December 7, 2009

I hate dogs.

Noses are swell. Smile.
Tell your mother you love her today.
'twill make her happy.

I wrote this for you:

Although some may say dogs are man's best friend, I find cats much better pets. I myself dislike dogs with an immense passion. Cats are so manies more friendly and clean. They are definitely much less obnoxious.
Dogs are probably the most evil creatures to have ever walked the earth. In order to survive they must dress themselves up to be cute and cuddly, that way some foolish man might just let him into his home and give him something to eat, but in actuality, on the inside thy are neither cute nor cuddly. They are hideous, repulsive, animal versions of Hitler. When I am walking home from school, I will always cross through my neighbor's yard. What foolish people my neighbors are, deciding to adopt a viscous puppy. And although, he is indeed a puppy, he is approximately 10 feet tall. Anyway, when I walk near that disgusting creature, he would bark and start to chase me, baring his teeth. As any other normal person would do, I began to scream and ran back to my house, slamming the door behind me. As I tried to catch my breath, my dear kitty, Meili, would rub against my trying to comfort me. Instantly I feel better and go off to have some quality time with my dear kitty.
Another reason why dogs are disgustingly repulsive is they are terribly unsanitary. I myself once had a dog, and I will have you know she was the most awful smelling thing in the world. Even if you bathed her 20 times in a row, she would still have a faint dog smell on her skin. In addition, their breath smells horrible, and although they do sell doggie toothpaste, often time it will be beef flavored. It hardly helps at all with the bad breath problem. Cats, on the other hand, are extremely clean animals. They never smell bad, and always clean up for themselves. Thus cats are the superior pets.
Dogs are also extremely obnoxious. They try licking your face when you don't want them to, they seldom pee where you do want them to, they dig through your garbage, and they eat all of your food. In contrast, cats will leave you alone most of the time, but when you want some company they will always be there to show you affection. Cat's always use their litter box, and don't make messes.
Dogs are one of the worst pets you could possibly get. These vomitatious animals do not respect you, or your property. If you are feeling lonesome, I suggest you acquire a dear pet cat. If cats still are not an animal you particularly like, even a gerbil, parakeet, or a goldfish would be a much better choice. DOGS SUCK.

-Sübee
"Those who have seen your face, draw back in fear."