Sparking Existence

Like a lightning bolt striking from the ground up, a sudden jolt sparked in my feet. My toes curled and I knew this had to be a sign. Sam told me to come and post because this has forever been my destiny. I had strayed from fate by creating YouTube videos. Silly me had this horrid idea to talk to a camera, because I am one who enjoys to hear myself talk. I have suddenly realized that it is not that I enjoy to hear myself talk, it's just that I like to talk. It really does not matter if the words I wish to push out of me are spoken or written. This does not mean that I will no longer make videos, however. It just means that video making will simply be a hobby of mine, and this is my destiny. I must write for the hormonal balance within me depends on it. You, my friend, may accompany on my journey through the ocean of words so that I can finally find my inner peace.

-Suu.
"For such a small person you sure can poop."

Punishment #34

-San.
"Defy me? I think no sir!"

Pepsi or Coke?

Recently I discovered coke zero. Such a repulsive beverage that I hope to never come across it again in my life. I now believe Pepsi may overpower Coke. Inspired by this burning fuel source gathered inside of my insides, I shall destroy useless drinks. Alas! JUSTICE! Observe young grasshopper! Say farewell to your coke zero!

-Sübee
"Don't be humble, you're not that great."

Aha

I believe in karma.
-Sübee
"Take that you little lier."

Embrace me!

We all know of More Pants the Fool.  Tomorrow is Saint Regis' Day.  To celebrate I shall tell a story.  

George Von German was a German boy with German parents.  Therefore he was a legal German.  Everyone liked George, but one day George grew a mustache.  Everyone felt betrayed for him for not sticking true to his true German!  George almost died.

Stay tuned for Part 2!

-Adam

"Not every story involves an exchanging of words at midnight sitting on eggs!"

Marnie

From within one might find truths of themselves they had never noticed before. It is my job as a psychiatrist to help you find these truths. If you hope to be successful in life I suggest you follow these basic rules of life:
1. Don't eat too many doughnuts.
2. Condition your hair everyday.
3. Believe in what you want to believe. Do not be restrained by logic.
4. Get enough calcium.
5. Don't deliberately stick your finger into hot wax.
6. Be who you want to be. B-a-r-b-i-e.
7. All your base are belong to us.
8. Don't be an Adäm, even if you were born one.
9. Learn all of the ALT symbols.
10. Dance.

-Sübee
"Listen to your heart beat. You will be amazed."

Punishment 21

-San.
"kamikorosu."