Friday, February 12, 2010

Marnie

From within one might find truths of themselves they had never noticed before. It is my job as a psychiatrist to help you find these truths. If you hope to be successful in life I suggest you follow these basic rules of life:
1. Don't eat too many doughnuts.
2. Condition your hair everyday.
3. Believe in what you want to believe. Do not be restrained by logic.
4. Get enough calcium.
5. Don't deliberately stick your finger into hot wax.
6. Be who you want to be. B-a-r-b-i-e.
7. All your base are belong to us.
8. Don't be an Adäm, even if you were born one.
9. Learn all of the ALT symbols.
10. Dance.

-Sübee
"Listen to your heart beat. You will be amazed."

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