Punishment 21

-San.
"kamikorosu."

I cannot resist.

Although KT is the one who observed the failures of Adam, it is probably I, Subir, who cares most about this blog. For all posts to follow the correct format is important to my feelings. I shall go back and correct your mistake, however, I do not much care for your light saber/ life saver mistake. Adam, thank you for contributing your love to this blog.

-Subee.
"I get angry when the computer doesn't cooperate, and I am unable to add two dots above my 'U'."

My life

Well as none of you know, I post these from my iPhone and my iPhone likes to use auto complete. Well auto complete has its failures at times, including when I put light saber. It was either that, or I just wanted to say life saver, because really my stories make no sense either way I put it. I know it is light saber. I really do not remember though so it could be for any one of those reasons. Personally, I have no time to proof read these so I really don't care if they come out in more crazy than usual, because they are like that anyway.
Also Katie thank you for pointing out my error, I suppose you also want me to call you Ms.Powers? Would you like an apple on your desk? When do you want me to turn in that work sheet? If it really makes a difference, I invite you to fix it yourself.

Until next error good day!

-Adäm
"Touche KT, touche."

Bento.

I'd say these bentos are well done.

-Sübee
"Bento is swell. Swelling with joy that is."

Observing the Failures of Adam

As said by Miley Cyrus, "Nobody's Perfect";however, that does not stop me from criticizing Adam. First of all damdam, it's lightsaber not lifesaver. It's common knowledge, seriously! And second, you didn't put a quote on your last entry. That goes against club policy. Fix it. There's an edit post button.

-KT
"There's nothing quite like crushing the hopes and lives of young children."

My epiphany!

-Adäm
"Who knew Adam could predict the future. The eraser did not fix his mistakes, rather Subir came along to seize this opportunity to tamper with Adam's hopes and dreams. Fingers fixed this mistake, Adam."

An eraser will not erase all of your mistakes.

Its marshmAllow, not marshmellow.

Today Jefferson told me this great story. Here we were eating marshmallows when Suzy runs in and tells us that Mrs. Uglyburg was considering resigning. Knowing she would most likely back out of her decision, Jefferson and I thought that perhaps we could persuade her to think otherwise. Jefferson and I ran out of the classroom ignoring our teacher's request to remain in class. Once we got to the hallway of doom we were forced to battle giant spiders. Luckily, Jefferson keeps his lifesaver on him at all times, and we were able to defeat them in no time! Next we had to go through the office of organizers, here we were faced with multiple accountants. The accountants tried to use math to defeat our logic, but luckily we had our calculators. Once we won the math war, we were able to move on. After walking through the back of the office of organizers, we entered the Cafeteria of Canada. Once we walked in, we were greeted by the smell of maple, but no maple was present. Within a second, a moose stampede emerged. Just as they were about to begin their trample, we sang the Canadian Anthem.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Touched by our words, the moose allowed us to pass on to our final venture. The moose led us to the classroom of ENGLISH. Here we were forced to learn about pronouns. Once I got home I was finally able to eat the sandwich I left in my locker.

-Adäm

"HAHA ERASE ALL YOU WANT! THIS MISTAKE CAN'T BE ERASED."

Pain.

Every since this intense Lucky Star Dance training has begun, my legs have been extremely sore. I can not even get down to my locker without wincing. But you know, It will all be worth it when we perform this perfectly and get the award for best skit. I can see it now. Smile with me, laugh with me, cry with me, clap with me, hold hands with me, dance with me. Love me. We are the dancers, but we are also human.

-Subee
"At first the light within blares fiercely, then it slowly starts to lose its intensity. When it is quite dim it starts to flicker, each time the darkness lasts longer than the last, until finally the light dies. We must now face the reality of this world, the horrors of this world."

Joy

It's not something you can see, but rather something you can feel. Joy jolts through each and every one of us at least once a week, even the unfortunate ones. Depending on your past and your personality, different events may trigger this feeling. Right now it jolts through me because I am glad for Däm's return to the blog. Let's all continue blogging, shall we?

-Sübee
"Send love to those you love. Or else you will lose them."

Don't worry i'm alive!

Put out the fires!  Reflect the meteors! Revive the sun!  I'm back from my unannounced hiatus.  I apologize for my absence and realize that had I not come back sooner the world would have ended.  It's a good thing I'm wonderful! During my hiatus I traveled the thoughts of my existence.  Turning over every rock, inspecting every hair, I discovered myself.  
2010 is here and it made me realize that I was one of the final children of the 1900s.  Soon historians will be knocking on my door requesting information on the 1900s.  I am already a rarity, but eventually I will become an artifact. 

-Adäm

"i know, I'm so wise"
    

Chips AHOY!

It's time to slide into a new existence. One fresher, crisper, more luscious than the last. Mighty MAN!

-Sübee
"MEN HAVE PANTS. WOMEN HAVE SHOES!"

DANG IT!

I just realized I let Dr. Flo get the first post of the year. The first post of the decade. :[ Now I must wait another 10 years to get this same honor. I even typed that post for her. I feel so ashamed of myself.

Anyhow, happy new years to ya!~ It is time to start over. A new fresher, crisper, more luscious life than the last. I hope great fortune will be passed to you from greater more powerful beings.

-Sübee
"Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."

First.

Su-chan is so annoying, Just Kidding I love her. My first post and Su is typing it.

-;] Chloe
"Love thy neighbor as thy self."