Aha

I believe in karma.
-Sübee
"Take that you little lier."

Embrace me!

We all know of More Pants the Fool.  Tomorrow is Saint Regis' Day.  To celebrate I shall tell a story.  

George Von German was a German boy with German parents.  Therefore he was a legal German.  Everyone liked George, but one day George grew a mustache.  Everyone felt betrayed for him for not sticking true to his true German!  George almost died.

Stay tuned for Part 2!

-Adam

"Not every story involves an exchanging of words at midnight sitting on eggs!"

Marnie

From within one might find truths of themselves they had never noticed before. It is my job as a psychiatrist to help you find these truths. If you hope to be successful in life I suggest you follow these basic rules of life:
1. Don't eat too many doughnuts.
2. Condition your hair everyday.
3. Believe in what you want to believe. Do not be restrained by logic.
4. Get enough calcium.
5. Don't deliberately stick your finger into hot wax.
6. Be who you want to be. B-a-r-b-i-e.
7. All your base are belong to us.
8. Don't be an Adäm, even if you were born one.
9. Learn all of the ALT symbols.
10. Dance.

-Sübee
"Listen to your heart beat. You will be amazed."